Today on "The View"


Barbara Walters, on Ted Haggard, the Christian Evangelist busted doing crystal meth and gettin' it on with a prostitute of the male variety. Or I guess allegedly. Whatever. Anyway, according to 'The Denver Post', Haggard says he's completely a hetero now. Praise Jesus.

Babs blatantly ripped off Jon Stewart's joke from his show the night before when she cried out, “You know when a kid is caught smoking and the dad makes him smoke a carton so he won't smoke again? What did they do to Ted Haggard in three weeks to make him stop being gay?”

Yes, this was paraphrased, but I enjoy the quotes. It's so dramatic.

The other ladies laughed like they would lose their jobs if they didn't and tossed out comments in Barbara's direction such as "You're SO saucy!"