Today on 'The View'

Sherri Shepherd guest hosts, I love her. She is crazy!! I hope she gets a permanent spot at the table if she even wants it. So - the last time Shepherd was on her husband had cheated on her after she had given birth to a sick premature baby that wasn't expected to live. She was threatening to kill the husband, the girlfriend and a flurry of other people. But now - she's back together with the cad and he even had a baby with the other woman. She showed a picture of her son and the new baby. CRAZY! Love her.

Things got nasty though when Joy decided to go after Bush and called for his impeachment with a list of every stupid thing he's done since taking the office, while singing Al Gore's praises. Joy is rabid, Rosie looks normal for about two seconds, then she went after Elizabeth hard core. But then Rosie decides to stop the yelling because she says Fox News will say, "Big fat lesbian Rosie attacks sweet Christian Elizabeth". This made Elizabeth shrill and start swinging back. There were a lot of 'Let Me Finish's!' going around. Sherri Shepherd says this is why she only watches "Dancing With The Stars" and no political shows. THEN Rosie let's it all hang out and shouts that Elizabeth is NOT her friend becuase Elizabeth wouldn't back her up when Rosie asked Elizabeth if she believed Rosie was saying the troops were terrorists, like the Republican pundits accused her of saying.

Rosie: "You said nothing and that's cowardly." Elizabeth: "Do not call me a coward, Rosie. I'll tell you what's cowardly. Asking a rhetorical quesion that you never answer yourself." They go split screen because you don't know who's going to hurl an hysterical personal attack next. We all know that Elizabeth and Rosie hated each other from the beginning and they've been trying to show who is the bigger woman by accepting the opposing views each one brings to the coffee klatch. But Rosie's leaving and Elizabeth is pregnant and hormonal, so here it is. It seems it's never going to end, Sherri Shepherd and Joy get up and pretend to leave the set. But then Joy realizes this shit ain't funny and she starts screaming "Whos' directing this show?? Let's go to commercial!"

Elizabeth's big zing that she's been storing up for almost a year, "It's much easier to fight with Donald Trump, isn't it?"

Alicia Silverstone comes out and looks very scared.