Today on "The View"

Pre-empted by a Presidential Address. Apparently Bush just sat down with General Patraeus who had just had a few beers with the commander in Iraq whose name we don't care about, and Iran is bombing Iraq. Well, close enough. That's what that turd with a smirk wants us to believe. When one intrepid journalist asked Bush how we are supposed to believe him on this count when they lied about the WMD's (once again, paraphrased). Bush is like "cuz I said so bitch".

What a douche.